Wednesday, December 9, 2020
Trevor Mallard: We just want him to go
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Labels: false rape, Trevor Mallard
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Trevor Mallard Puts the boot into his Leader
Buy Every Bastard Says No - The 42 Below Story, by Geoff Ross & Justine Troy & more @ Fishpond.co.nz
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Friday, February 22, 2008
Owen Glenn given the cold shoulder
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A picture tells at least a $600,000.00 story.
Billionaire Owen Glenn is protected by bully boy Trevor Mallard from the clutches of her former friend and secret donor to the Labour Party.
Trevor was hear to say from someone just out of frame of this picture-possibly Winston Peters, " Helen my dear, should I do to Glenn what I did to Tau Henare?"
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Labour Party Election funding murky at best
Mallards new anti violence advert
Trevor mallard must go
c Political Animal 2008
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Monday, December 3, 2007
Mallard in the docks
Mallard admitted his guilt in assaulting Henare at the time and faced no disciplinary action from the Prime Minister.
Helen Clark made a revealing comment today on this issue:
"I just say that with something like this, I think everyone in public life - whether they are media personalities or a politician or whoever - we're all vulnerable to someone deciding they will try a private prosecution and I think that is an issue of some concern,"
Missing a salient point though , Clark of course managed to wangle herself out of prison by changing the law last year to make her parties stealing of taxpayer money, to buy the 2005 election, legal.
Also missing prosecution for fraud, for falsely signing a painting and aiding and abetting dangerous driving when she ordered her drivers to speed through a small town at 170km per hour so she could watch a rugby game.
May I add, the amount of photo shopping of Helen's image on Labours' election material made voters think they were voting for Paris Hilton rather than the very sweet lady we know Aunt Helen to be.
But I digress.
Perhaps Helen could change the law to allow all Labour Politicians to be immune to private or criminal prosecution for assault or fraud. It would certainly have allowed a least half a dozen of her cabinet to escape the scrutiny her and her party faced when they transgressed various laws over the last 9 years.
What really made me laugh though is that Trev's lawyer wanted media banned from the courts proceedings because images of Mallard would reflect him in a bad light to the public and he would be associated with such "negative images" that would affect his reputation for the rest of his life.
Kerthump!!
The sound of me hitting the floor with laughter.
Mallard's reputation has been long associated with nastiness, bullying and pushing his weight around, so pictures of him sobbing falsely in the dock isn't going to do the poor boy any harm.
Trev will be back in the dock December 18 for the hearing.
C Political Animal 2007
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Thursday, November 1, 2007
Trevor Mallard's Anti Violence Advertisement
Trevor Mallard has made a new advertisement in the war against violence in New Zealand and I would like to be the first to unveil it to give readers the full impact.
“ IT ’S NOT OK TO LOOK THE
OTHER WAY AND SAY, IT’S NOT
OUR PROBLEM...”
“OUR CAREERS MAYBE OVER BUT THERE IS
NO EXCUSE FOR VIOLENCE...EVER”.
“ ...BECAUSE IT IS OUR PROBLEM, AND IT’S NOT OK."
“ IT ’S NOT OK TO
BLAME THE DRINK
OR THE FACT THAT I'M
A LOSER".
“ IT ’S NOT OK TO SAY HE
WAS ASKING FOR IT.”
“ IT IS OK TO PUNCH A COLLEAGUE
IF YOU ARE A VIOLENT KNUCKLE
DRAGGING LEFT LIBERAL SUCH
AS MYSELF.”
“ ...BECAUSE IT IS OUR PROBLEM.
AND IT’S NOT OK – EVER.”
C NZ Govt 2007
C Darren Rickard 2007
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Labels: satire, Trevor Mallard
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Wednesday Political Soup: Edition 4
Trevor Mallard and the new Labour Cabinet - He's now The Speaker of the House 2017
While Helen Clark has been rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic today, her cabinet reshuffle excluded boffer boy Trevor Mallard from being demoted and therefore he has managed to walk away from the violence that he inflicted on Tau Henare last week.
No surprises that Clarke has let yet another Cabinet Minister off their responsibilities when they f up because that has been par for the course over the last 8 years. Almost a dozen ministers have been let off for their various crimes and not so mis-demeanor's.
Drunken driving, fraud, assault, dishonesty and corruption have been among the list of misadventures by ministers.
The driving force behind these lapses has of course been our own fearless leader.
Aunt Helen has stolen taxpayer money to fund an election, lied about passing the anti smacking bill, fraudulently applying her signature to a document, sped at 170km through a small town in her car and a multitude of other crimes that escape my memory at present.
She hasn't taken responsibility for any of these things
No wonder Duckman was let off the hook.
Playing snap has never been this much fun
News last week that Pita Sharples used the race card to get political exposure was rounded upon by Labour lap dog Winston Peters who agreed that yes Pita was using the race card and what was he doing using the card that he was accustomed to using leading up to an election year.
The race card was pulled out by political racist Sharples when he called the raids against terror suspects in the Uraweras racist against Maori, even though the suspects were training with illegal weapons, napalm and god knows what else-possibly army surplus swiss army knives.
Peters called snap on Pitas race card when he said Pita was using the race card by calling the raids racist and he was only doing it for political gain.
Pita subsequently snapped back that Peters was using the whole situation for political gain and criticism that he was doing the same was condemned as racist.
The game has continued but given that Peters is dressed much more immaculately than Pita, Peters is bound to win this game of snap.
Christ the race card is Peters game!
No news yet that Sharples isn't playing with a full deck.
Tizard the Joker in reshuffled Deck
News today that the Auckland issues portfolio is going to be ditched can't be much of a surprise to the Minister Judith Tizard.
She has struggled to make any headway in the big smoke and the negative legacy of her mother as the Mayor of Auckland in the 1980s lingers in the Junior Tizard's failure to get Auckland traffic moving in a forward direction.
Perhaps the single biggest loser by her was her failure to get another habour crossing anywhere close to being built.
The aging bridge is in danger of collapsing but don't worry Judith has faith that it will stay upright.
Lets cross our fingers.
Cartoon: Emmerson
c Darren Rickard 2007
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Thursday, October 25, 2007
Duck Season Extended: Trevor Mallard must go
Trevor takes out the Trash
You don't get comedy written this well. Trevor Mallard took a swing at Tau Henare and him square in the face in a Parliamentary corridor yesterday.
Mallards motivation was the taunting by Henare in chambers about Mallards personal life falling about his ears.
The main spark to the big ducks fire was the National Party member Henare calling Mallard a hypocrite for abusing Don Brash in Chambers last year about leaving his wife for a new partner 20 years ago, while all the while Trev had left his wife or was possibly cheating on her, although that cannot yet be confirmed.
Mallard was one of the collectivists who voted for the anti smacking bill this year, a bill supposedly passed to stop violence. The "h" word is clearly appropriate again.
Lets face it, Mallard is one if the most inappropriate people to be in the position he is in.
His nasty, venal and ugly form of politics is more at home in Muldoons era rather than the touchy feely PC hairiness of Helen Clark's far left smothering.
He can dish out the nastiness but cannot take it. He clearly ain't clever enough to use his intellect to retort so has to resort to fisticuffs.
The most interesting part of this whole saga though is the reaction of Clark and her sisterhood to the violence that Mallard has displayed.
If this had been Hehare throwing the punch you can be sure Helen and co would be baying for Henare's job and the language used by her to describe the incident would be forceful and straightforward.
Instead Mallard has apologised and Clark has done her best to sweep the whole thing under the carpet.
The double standards are obvious here.
The physical violence of Mallard is of course is only surpassed by the social, psychological and economic violence of Labour Party policies of the last 8 years, so the acceptance by the Labour Party of Mallards despicable behaviour could be at least understood somewhat.
Parliamentary rules require that such incidents require severe punishment even losing ones position in Parliament completely.
Clearly this needs to happen in this case and nothing short of Mallard losing his job should be acceptable to the New Zealand public, excluding nutcase Labour voters of course.
Real violence like this, isn't acceptable. Duckman has made a habit of this kind of offensive stuff, once threatening to place a large Heineken bottle up a prominent persons dark places. This should be the last post for him.
Any other person in any other job would be sacked instantly.
Duckman needs the bullet.
C Darren Rickard
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